Why are the gays obsessed with their signs? Is it all bullshit? Would you care if it was? The queers discuss astrology's cultural and personal impact on the LGBT community.

Additional talking points: star-shaped drill bits, Fern Gully, and cannibal caves.

Content notice: alcohol use; mentions of racism, fatphobia, abortion, and menstruation.

Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!