Names....what are they? How do they work? Does everyone have them? Even athletes? You might be surprised to learn: Yes.

Chicago sports fan, funny ass writer, actor, and name appreciator, Arthur Meyer (The Tonight Show), comes by Borts Headquarts to discuss how all athletes have names and how perfect those names usually are. Joe Montana, Mickey Morandini, John Kruk, all have perfect names for who they are. Did you know that at one point a mother looked down at her sweet, innocent, chubby lil baby and decided to name him Don Mattingly? That's sick and twisted, but true!

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