Tonight's broadcast didn't walk in gently — it kicked the doors off the hinges and strutted in wearing leopard print, combat boots, and questionable life choices.

Atomic Freak Parade is two hours of hair-sprayed velocity, neon adrenaline, and dirt-under-the-fingernails rock.
Trixter. Britny Fox. David Lee Roth unhinged and smiling. Slaughter at full sprint. Then the entire second half turns into a fuse box overloaded with Godsmack, Doro, Metallica, Queensrÿche, and Bon Jovi's early bombast — the kind that changes your blood type to “Octane.”

Fan requests came in from Alabama, Canada, North Dakota, and every chaotic corner in between — fueling a playlist that never once hit the brakes.

We close with a world premiere straight from the Stanley Simmons, just to make sure anyone still standing is properly leveled.

If this is a parade… it's the kind where the floats explode, the amps smoke, and the confetti is made of broken drumsticks.