Paul and Jeff are back with recaps of the Texans first preseason game, and the Astros second half of the week. The headline of the week involves chimpanzees.Paul went on a BBQ roadtrip (9:19) this weekend, while Jeff did sick bike tricks to places he was chauffeured to (15:30). The Texans got in trouble with the NFL (18:13), and Deshaun Watson finally spoke to the media! (23:14). Watson’s situation got worse toward the end of the week (24:57), which begs the question: did not trading Watson become a worse move than trading Deandre Hopkins (28:46)? THE TEXANS PLAYED A GAME (32:27)! It doesn’t matter, but we broke it down. Jeff learns about the Texans’ kickers’ ridiculous contract (37:16). Paul and Jeff do a quick end of week recap (41:35) and congratulate Chris Davis for securing the bag (48:45). Rockets star Jalen Green went down with a mild hamstring issue, the Rockets pulled him, and now we don’t really care about the Summer League anymore (51:48.