Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* ATwerkingYoshi Working On Beating Bloodborne Using DDR Dance Pad

(see it in action here and find out how to make one for yourself here)

* eBay Auction For Bottle Of Szechuan Sauce Reaches Over $15,000

(see the eBay page here)

News of the Week:

* No Man’s Sky Adds Rudimentary Multiplayer In New Update

(watch the announcement trailer here)

* Overwatch League Adds Two New Franchises

* Pokémon Go’s Legendary Birds Returning For A Limited Time

* Mewtwo Being Added To Pokémon Go

* Sonic Mania For PC Delayed By Two Weeks

* Microsoft Delays Crackdown 3 Until 2018

* Sony Announces Dates, Location For 2017 PlayStation Experience

(watch the announcement trailer here and register for the event here)

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man whose blood hasn’t been this angried up in a while

Blast From The Past:

* Metroid (NES / Aug. 15, 1987)

* Legend of Zelda (NES / Aug. 22, 1987)