Brett shows up to work dressed as a six-foot human ruler, Josh is proud that Brett finally catches on to two years of ridiculous Riverside usernames, and the dads spiral into ADHD-fueled tangents about teenagers’ sketchy job choices, a scary family health update, and a curb-painting scam from Josh’s Boy Scout days.

They review Assassin’s Creed Shadows (“too big for a full-time dad”), Star Wars Outlaws (“fun but frustrating”), and their first online Mario Kart race (“one lap too short”). It’s gaming, fitness, and life — powered by soda, chaos, and questionable decisions.