Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Steam Game Delayed Because Publisher Forgot To Press The Release Button

* Busy Russian Businessman Seeks Personal Pokemon Hunter Via Job Ad

* Pikachu Pokémon Monument Mysteriously Appears In New Orleans Park

News of the Week:

* Prize Pool For Dota 2’s The International Richest eSports Prize Pool Ever

* Nintendo Reportedly Set To Deliver Mario, Zelda, Pokémon Titles Early In NX’s Lifecycle

* Back Issues Of Nintendo Power Now Archived On The Internet Archive

* Disney’s Aladdin, The Lion King and The Jungle Book 16-bit Games Being Release On GOG

* Release Date Confirmed For Inside Coming To PlayStation 4

* Ubisoft Casts Lead Actors For Movie Adaptation Of The Division

* Sony Cancels PlayStation Original Series, Powers

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man currently held hostage by stress.

Blast From The Past:

* The Beatles – Revolver (Album / Aug. 8, 1966)

* Metalocalypse (TV Series / Aug. 6, 2006 – Oct. 27, 2013)