Episode 20: We're crossing our fingers that Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman (well, maybe not her) do time for this college admissions bribery scheme. If black and brown parents are being convicted for falsifying residency records to get their kids into better school districts, then it's only right that Aunt Becky be treated with the same justice. This scheme has taken snowplow parenting--helicopter parenting 4.0--to another level. And, of course, these black hipsters are the only folks in the US that didn't go crazy over Jordan Peele's new movie Us. Winston Duke super fans please don't come for Shalwah.

Black Hipster theme song "I Wish" by RL Beats.