Another Joke by Baby Flo – Auntie and the Chicken

Good evening, my Baby Flo story lovers. This is a new story called “Aunty and the chicken.”

Now as a little girl, my auntie had this huge backyard and she would grow all these green vegetables and would have all these cute little chickens and little hens playing around in the backyard, just having a good time. Oftentimes my brother and I would go out and we would play with them.

But this one particular day, I remember my auntie saying, come on out here, gal; as Auntie would often refer to me. 

Auntie would sit in the backyard on this big stoop. Now remember she weighed about 400 pounds and she couldn't move very fast, but she would sit there on that stoop that had a big huge chopping block, I remember her sitting there and turning her head and moving…and of all of a sudden she would catch one, and when I say catch one, I mean she would actually catch a chicken. She would hold it by the neck, and she would wring it neck with those big lumberjack hands, put the chicken on the chopping block and chopped the head off.

Now remember in the same “Yellow Kitchen”  (where many Baby Flo stories happened) Auntie would go up those steps and there would be this big, huge pot of boiling water and this black cast iron skillet full oil. Auntie would put the chicken in the pot and boil it.

I learned later she was feathering the chicken because she had to pluck the feathers.

Then she would clean the chicken, she season the chicken, she then fried the chicken.

The brown eggs she would bring in were all brown and had mud and stuff on them.

Well, maybe not mud, but she would clean whatever that was and make these homemade cakes from the brown eggs. The cakes were pretty good. 

My brother and always got the fried drumsticks…to this day I do not like 🍗 

So the moral of this story is, no matter what cows, chickens or whatever, you might have in your backyard or farm you never know if that chicken is going to be your meal for dinner on your family's table, so don't get too close😊

Another story by Baby Flo. Not all a “Ha Ha Ha” moment! Stay tune for more truths and laughs.