Guess who's back? Finally after our unannounced hiatus, Kels is here bring some love and high vibes back into your life. Just what the doctor ordered. More so she just needs to ramble for awhile about all the existential crisis occurring at the same time in her brain and how she is surviving...?

Kels here and ready for my Regina George moment. We are not retiring "delulu" we are stabbing it in the face and running it over with our car then leaving it in the desert. Stop trying to make dell happen, it's never going to happen. 

Kels is here with a HUMBLING example of why having expectations are OUT in 2024. Seriously, just stop now, it's hurting us all. 

You better be showing up to this episode with your favorite strain ready cause BOTH your favorite sexy, strong, magical women are back and you are not ready for it. They were not ready for it. Today Dani and Kelsey are reuniting and talking awakenings. What they are, how they can be perceived and why it is so God damn important that we start waking the fuck up to the world around us. 

The stars are alive and telling us to LET OUT OUR INNER BITCH, but that may not mean quite what you think. Today we are getting starry eyed and astrological! Move over rising sign, a new astrological placement is coming in to unlock all our inner secrets and her name is: Lilith. And trust us, we all need to embrace our Lilith a bit more. 

2024 is the year of Lilith!

Shoutout to @zeldasnotes on Tumblr for some of the info in today's ep!

Alright, Kels is calling herself out, it is time to stop spending money. We need to move past relying on others and start seeing just how much we can do on our own! Try it as an experiment, see what you could provide to your community! Kels' goal: have a vegetable garden big enough to have a stand with extra veggies for free for her neighbors. 

Somehow, someway, here we are at the end of 2023! The end. Of 2023. It seems like only yesterday the world was ending in 2012, and here we are 12 years later. Kels is here to wrap up this whirlwind of a year with you and talk about embracing the year to come!

Alright, Kels is here to make a confession and an apology to you all, please be forgiving...also, it's time we learn to accept ourselves exactly as we are, because we're all perfectly imperfect.

Kels is here to officially declare it: TIS THE SEASON OF WHIMSY *british accent please* The world is...fucked up right now, and we are doing the work to make things right, to be able to keep doing that we need to survive, and that's where the whimsy comes in. Allow yourself to get lost this winter. In your dreams, in a comfort show, in a new book series, just allow yourself an escape, find your peace. Then when things get real cold and dark, you know that you have somewhere safe to escape to for just a moment, to find your peace. 

Pssst...do it. Do the thing. It is time. DO IT. Kels did and sometimes it's intense to take a leap of faith, but that's why they call it that.