We're back! Did you miss us? Let's take a soothing vacation to Florida to ease your troubles and tickle your spooky side, shall we?

This week: The World (Florida) is Scary, Alligators are Nocturnal, the Sir Francis Drake Drinking Game, "Inventive" in Air Quotes is Never a Good Thing, Gene VS Robert, Dolls with Knives, and Playing "How Much Do Massages Cost?"