If you want to be a parent, you should have to apply to make a baby. That's all. There's too many idiots just popping out kids and Gabe wants to talk about it. Kristy also thinks Gabe is full of shit when he says he can 100% this Vegan/Not Vegan flashcard quiz. Blowskis are on the table boys!

Also, ALSO!

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