🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, the deepest analysis you’ll find of the franchise’s most shallow bachelor.Grant, the self-proclaimed emotionally available man, is out here searching for “the love of his life” and “the mother of his children,” but with all the charisma of a man ordering at a fast food drive-thru. He repeats his wishes like a broken record: “I want a wife,” and “fun,” and… more “fun.” Meanwhile, Dina, a real live girl with an actual job and a life, blows Grant’s mind when she dares suggest a partnership where both people contribute. He’s clearly never met a woman who’s not impressed by his “provider” status, and the look on his face when she talks about a real relationship dynamic is priceless. Still, he’s emotionally available, so maybe that counts for something?In Madrid, Grant’s attempts at romance include donkey rides, mechanical bulls, and way too much Sangria. He’s got his light on, so clearly, it’s time to settle down with someone who matches his “wife material” checklist, even if he still doesn’t know what “wife material” means. Carolina, meanwhile, is spiraling with doubts and over-explaining her feelings, while Juliana finally snaps and tells her to either commit or get lost.Wake me up when this is over and Grant’s opening for the opening of an Applebees. Actually don’t.WEEK 4#TheBachelor #GrantEllis #RealityTV #BachelorNation #TVRecap #Carolina