Who likes greeting cards anyways? Stupid Chris.

Big thanks to Matt James for giving us a monumental season of The  Bachelor! You're invited into our living rooms anytime!

Also, big thanks to Emmuanel Acho! You are the ATFR host we never knew  we desperately needed. We were happy to hear some uncomfy convos to end a  Monday night.

Takeaways:

  - Matt protected his mental health and broke up with Rachael

  - Rachael claimed to be learning  (hopefully she really is because she didn’t give any resources)

  - Michelle and Katie are the next TWO bachelorettes

  - Tayshia and Kaitlyn will be filling in for Chris Harrison (hopefully forever)