We have gas lighters, firestarters, makeout seshs, nipple rubbing, minivans, motels and more all rolled up into a two hour episode.

Mj is sent home - stunned that her actions have consequences. And Jessenia rises victorious as suspected.

Pieper is a Disney princess — nuff said.

Tyler C. joins his BFF and gets a different type of happy ending massage.

And finally...

Heather wants to meet Matt because Hannah B. swears they’re meant to be, which (to us) makes Hannah a bad friend. She should’ve tried to hook it up ages ago!