Battleships rule. Why did we stop building them? Hop in for a mania-fueled episode with the fellas, talking Israel (absolutely clapping Hezbollah cheeks lately), Russia (absolutely clapping their own cheeks lately), the DOD (CENSORED), and a whole bunch of other stuff.

Oh and hurricanes. And hurricane conspiracies. But are they conspiracies if they're out there controlling the weather? Only you can decide.

Self-fact check: Hezbollah is *technically* a political party. But let's be honest, we all know they're terrorists first.