We talk about how Jacob (Abe's grandson) is a moron. Do you really need to know anything else?

A lot of trauma, daddy issues and hypothetical *almost* deaths. Hagar is a single mom who works two jobs. Sarah is a wee bit bitter, but she's 99. What do you expect? Abe is kinda dumb, but his faith is big so that makes his idiocracy...better?

Part One of Abe & Sarah Family Drama. We talk about how names were pronounced in Hebrew (and English really butchers them in my opinion). We talk about Lot being an idiot. We talk about a dude with a weird name. We talk about God comin' down to sign His own contracts. It's all good in the neighborhood.

...also I quote Borat once. I will not apologize.

Makin' fun of names. Sayin' names wrong. Telling you your Sunday school teacher didn't know crap about Babel. You probably are mad about it. I'd say sorry, but you need to know these things.

Noah's PTSD. Ancient stories involving a flood. Woody Harrelson in 2012. Numbers mean words in Hebrew. This episode gives you a little taste of everything.

We talk about Adam and Eve. We don't talk about sin, but we do talk about ancient implications of being naked. We also talk about snakes. We apologize to the snake community. We also talk about cool names. The Reverend Doc mentions that she has 12 toes...but she definitely 10000% does not (last time she checked).

Some tidbits on Genesis 1-2 that you probably didn't know, didn't think about, or maybe don't care about. I talk about the Ancient Near East. I talk about the seven day timeline. I mention that one lady who ran into a wall at my local Target and how it was embarrassing for her.

5 minutes to give you a little taste of who I am. Your host. The (honorable/not so honorable) Reverend Doctor.