This week the sisters are unhinged (blame no sleep, no coffee, and no poop). Eliana’s ice maker has a meltdown while Leora defends her daughter’s mattress heist like a mob boss in a dorm room. We dive into back-to-school tips that may or may not end with burner phones, unpack the rage of packing school lunches no one eats, and debate whether teachers deserve Starbucks or sainthood. Also: Leora attempts menopause math with an HRT patch schedule as confusing as a divorced-parent custody calendar. Plus, Eliana coins the term “Tweenior” - because 50 is way too hot for “Senior,” thank you very much.

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