This movie is why I never became a Boy Scout...or a football player...or a ventriloquist...or an actor.

I want to live in world where Annie survives, gets out of prison a few years later, and participates in a matchmaking reality TV show called 'Misery Loves Company' - not for herself, but for her pet pig, Misery.  

In this episode, I question why the movie isn't titled Death Becomes Them, since both women drink the elixir. Also, is that Turbo from American Gladiators making a cameo?

Two things I learned while doing this podcast:  Nobody wants to be face-swiped during sex, and bringing home a kid to replace your deceased son only works if your wife knows about it first.

In this episode, we dive into Max Cadey's cheek-chewing fetish, the use of Pepto Bismol in 90's movies, and Robert drops some MTV Movie Awards knowledge that will nauseate even the strongest of stomachs.  

Foot fetishes, dick guns, stripping vampires, what more could you want in a podcast?  What's that?  TarzDan The Magnificent?  Done and done.    

It's almost Christmas time, and what better way to celebrate than to revisit the holiday classic Reign of Fire?  Hey, if Die Hard is a Christmas movie, so is Reign of Fire.  

It's not the night I'm judging so much, but rather this big-budget version of Hide and Seek.  Oof.

Sometimes, whether you realize it or not, the title of the movie you're about to watch is trying to warn you.  

Virtuosity is one of those movies that deserved a sequel.  There, I said it.  I don't care how it makes me look.  By the way, Robert drops one of the best taglines in the history of taglines in this episode.