Opening Monologues. Diagnosing the Impeachment Distraction. Just another sham engineered by Beltway Establishment to keep eyes off election integrity concerns while keeping the Uniparty on offense. Same olde audacious playbook. Trump acquitted, of course, with the MAGA Rebel Alliance stronger than ever. Decepticons perplexed by Trump's enduring support. Let us watch it only grow, as the DC tricks backfire once again. Explaining the lamentable behaviors of frauds Nikki Haley and Mitch McConnell. Our tips on how to better see through these Republican deceivers. Never Nikki. Meanwhile, the sickos at the Lincoln Project suddenly go down in flames. NYT retracts their Officer Sicknick propaganda. Governor Cuomo caught withholding the New York nursing-home death toll from COVID. Plus, British PC Police now requiring midwives to use the term "chest milk" instead of "breast milk." Which means the end must be near. Advising Norwegian Wool on this cold Colorado Valentine's Day. With Listener Calls & Music via Frank Sinatra, 10cc and Michael Kiwanuka.