Opening Monologues. Obama’s chef drowns while paddle boarding at Martha’s Vineyard. Strange? Jason Aldean’s song about a small town hits number one. Esquire compares single-digits DeSantis to a “dead parrot.” Youngkin says he’ll focus on Virginia, thus far passing his IQ test. Yes, GOP Primary already over, and it’s all Trump. Mitch freezes. Epic week of DOJ corruption, from botched Hunter plea deal to letting SBF go free to further bogus-indicting the man well ahead of Biden in the polls. AG Barr threatens to jump off a bridge. Bud Light still imploding. Biden disapprovals hit all-time highs. Plus, host vignettes on surfing and paddle boarding in California. With Great Listener Calls.