Opening Monologues. Retrograde Ruling Class Priorities. Keeping tabs on CNN panic in the aftermath of Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter. Intense fears of an outbreak of "Free Speech" in America. Adios Agrawal? Trimming high-salaried "censors" out of old Twitter. The Gulag Wardens gotta go. Meanwhile, turns out so-called GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy has favored censoring conservatives. More RINO complicity in keeping GOP Voices in the dark. DHS Secretary Mayorkas sketches amazing numbers of illegal aliens crossing our Wide Open Borders. But yet still more billions for Ukraine? The "Ghost of Kyiv" hoax finally formally falls. NYT goes after Tucker Carlson, a bit more than usual. White House Correspondents give standing ovation to America's Worst President. Preludes to Biden's Ministry of Truth. Ongoing baby formula shortage. With Listener Calls.