Opening Monologues. Nurturing the Red Wave. Potential Red Tsunami? Democrats in deep distress, freaking out across the media. NBC Beschloss talking mass death and the end of "democracy." Rep. Clyburn invoking 1930s Germany. The hyperbole of panic? Meanwhile, Joe Biden says everyone must "be patient" with the election results, since it will take a "few days" to get the votes counted. Why is Biden saying this stuff? Something up their sleeve? Callers voice enduring concerns about election integrity. Sundry notes on the "functioning democracy" canard. Also, comedian Jimmy Kimmel says he "lost half of my fans, maybe more than that" over his incessant anti-Trump jokes. Not so funny anymore? Diagnosing the sad state of American comedy. Plus, Democrats suddenly drop the Paul Pelosi story like a hot potato. Leftist narrative failure?