America, you are extremely close to electing your first women president, your first Asian-American president, your first black female president... Probably a few other firsts... Hmmmmm. Is it me or is everyone bored of firsts. Also, close to electing your first fascist dictator/king/"chosen one". Even Trump's involuntary ear piercing, which let's face it, goes with the makeup... yawn. Let's get excited. People... Election fever!