Dudes rock.

We go over the notorious "Bad Art Friend" story that's been making the rounds. It's got everything you'd want: kidney donations, plagiarism lawsuits, white savior complex, and unequal friendships. Everyone's the bad guy in this story.

Next up: the Asian woman voted most likely to "Bag on Asian Men" does some serious self reflecting. Thanks to Korean dramas, she learns that her own people are hot. That Harvard education is really coming in clutch.

A whole lot of "You probably shouldn't admit this in public" today.