The bar? Still in hell. And somehow… getting lower.

This week we’re unpacking Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, sharing our very unsolicited thoughts on the recent Olympic Games, and adding even more unhinged entries to our favorite recurring segment: “The Bar Is in Hell.” From pop culture hot takes to moments that made us question humanity (and men), nothing is safe — and no standard is spared.

As always, expect chaotic commentary, questionable opinions, story time spirals, and a whole lot of banter that proves the bar didn’t just fall… it’s actively being dug deeper.

Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and let’s get useless. 🥂🔥