Show Notes
0:00-3:40 Intro 
3:40-8:40 Type 1
8:40-15:30 Type 2
15:30-18:30Type 3
18:30-21:35 Type 4
21:35-28:35 Type 5
28:35-33:10 Type 6
33:10-37:10 Type 7
37:10-43:50 Type 8
43:50-end Type 9

Buckle up Buttercup! You’re in for some bad advice!

Type 1 Resolution:
-Do stuff for pure amusement, and it cannot be productive at all.
-Intentionally mess things up.
-Make all of your pictures crooked on your walls, and see how long you can live with it.
-Don’t put your clothes in the clothes hamper for a week or a month and sit in the emotion that evokes.

Type 2 Resolution:
-Get your revenge body now while you're in the relationship, not after.
-Get more “Live Laugh Love” decor.
-Put up a picture on your wall that has no sentimental value and does not have words.

Type 3 Resolution:
-Hang up bad pictures of yourself.
-Give into the fancy urges.
-Buy this robe:
-Get a power suit. Already have one? Don’t care. Get another one!

Type 4 Resolution:
-Get a pet… or a houseplant.
-Downsize your hobbies. Clean out the supplies from hobbies you don’t do any more.

Type 5 Resolution:
-Join another club.
-Make some younger friends.
-Pick a challenge, and do it. So what if you fail?

Type 6 Resolution:
-Phobic 6s go skydiving!
-Do something safe dangerous. Bungee Jumping: yes. Playing Chicken with a train: no.
-Get lost in the woods, in a good way.
-Get a relaxing hobby. 

Type 7 Resolution:
-Get rid of your fun resolutions, and just do the boring ones.
-Re-try all of the foods you hate.

Type 8 Resolution:
-Cry in public. Do not try to hide it.
-Be vulnerable, and let people know when they hurt you.
-Let people lose you.

Type 9 Resolution:
-Year of the no. Say no.
-Pick one resolution, complete it, and hold yourself accountable. 

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