In this episode, Dusty and Pat discuss the difference between real conspiracies and whack-job theories, and try to discern where exactly to break out the tin foil hats. We outline 5 major clandestine operations conducted by the US government. We also touch upon Nazi occult conspiracies, trusting media in an age of misinformation, as well as the importance of prioritizing self work in a modern age of decadent selfishness.