Bad Science

Today's experiment:

1. Come for the fourth time.

2. Produce creatively cooled naughty juice.

3. Utilize Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner.

4. "Lose" $1100. It doesn't matter.

5. "Win" $5500. It still doesn't matter.

6. Hopefully, not offend the Dutch.

Today's Experiment:

1. Discuss Elden Ring and Lies of P and how hard they are.

2. Bring fungus back into the equation.

3. Let the demons loose in frustration.

4. Access the dating habits of entemological beings.

5. Say some of the worst words ever put together.

6. End the episode in desperation.

Today's experiment:

1. Mix "podcast juice" and "booty" into something new and exciting.

2. Discover the formula of Coca-Cola.

3. Struggle to describe a pizza so much that the editor has a wild time making it sound coherent.

4. Talk about movies that have nothing to do with the topic.

5. Establish that Bonhoeffer and Oppenheimer are interchangeable.

6. Possibly admit to bootlegging.

Today's experiment:

1. Discuss the integrity of the format.

2. Accuse a poor, lost fish of indecency.

3. Show as many sketchy pictures on screen as you can.

4. Slip in so many innuendos for male anatomy that you don't even realize you're doing it.

5. Fail to think of a new name for this discovery.

6. Let this experiment stand by itself with grace.

Today's experiment:

1. Return for the second time.

2. Do "research" on current science news.

3. Sacrifice a Sea Star in the name of finding a cure.

4. Download a mobile game to prove a point.

5. Discover that bacteria are all we can talk about.

6. Argue. Then argue. And then argue.

Today's experiment:

1. Hide from your viewers for personal reasons.

2. investigate the important questions.

3. Get way too chummy with your toilet.

4. Rope your poor Father into this.

5. Search many "watch-list-able" subjects.

6. Discover new torture methods for no real reason.

We're back! We're here to educate?

Today's Experiment:

1. ​1. Confide in your best friend. Regret it immediately.
2. ​2. Preach a sermon about your cohost's demise.
3. ​3. Confuse microscopes and telescopes.
4. ​4. Finally calm down (ephemerally).
5. ​5. Talk about movies again because it’s the only actual thing we know how to do.
6. ​6. Never find the spider again. Thank God.

Today's Experiment:

1. Relax to the sound of Horses mating.

2. Accuse Chemists of syrup production.

3. Accept "facts" too quickly.

4. Summon the spiders.

5. Apologize for profanity.

6. Beg for scientifically spontaneous meals.

Today's Experiment:

1. Blow a big hole through the Earth.

2. Don't do that. Small ones are fine.

3. Ask South Korea if you can borrow their Fusion Reactor.

4. Slow Earth's rotation so you can have less gravity.

5. Argue about what that will do to people.

6. Strap rockets to the Earth and call it a day.

Today's Experiment:

1. Refuse the well-laid plans of your cohost.

2. Go *bluhbluhbluhbluhbluhbluhbluhbluhbluhbluh*

3. Stop the bees from floating away. Seriously! Help!

4. Roll those ball-and-sockets!

5. Don't go tell the bees and the knees.

6. Figure out if ChatGPT is making s**t up.