This week we talk Oxford banning clapping, Chad the Dad calls in with fatherly advice, a woman sets up her own personal Bachelor, a sex strike leads to no pancakes, too many men are scratching their crotches, a father's buried treasure sparks a thieving son, public school libraries, report cards on the fridge, nicknames cause mom panic, Taylor Swift ruins a marriage, Hoffman calls in, and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.