The children of Israel, who had recently been freed from their slavery in Egypt, were on their 40 year journey to the promised land when they decided to set up camp near the kingdom of Moab. Unfortunately, The Moabite King, Balaak, went all old man and wanted these dang kids to get off his lawn and attempts to hire a wizard Balaam (similar names, no relation!). Follow the adventure as Balaam, in a desperate attempt to get those dolla dolla bills y’all, tries to get God's permission to curse the same people that had already been declared as under his protection!