Bald Gun Guy Podcast

At long last, we enter the final act of the World of Assassination trilogy: Hitman 3. We're coming for the Illuminati- sorry, I mean Providence- and we're taking no prisoners. But with four members of the organization's leadership to kill, two of whom die this level... how are there going to be five more levels? PLUS a DLC level? What are we going to do for the rest of the game? Well, I guess we'll see.

Next month: Dartmoor, England

If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Tai is blissfully Twitter-free. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

We're back to finish this. This episode, we truly end Hitman 2 as we tackle the three Sniper Assassin missions. Three locations, nine targets, an additional forty-five bonus targets. So much to talk about, right? You'd think. But actually, it's a regular length episode, because this mode is kinda empty. But it's so good to be back that we have a great time anyway.

If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Tai is blissfully Twitter-free. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

Truly, a great game is ending on a bit of a whimper. So much life has gotten in the way of recording this ep, and it would be great to be able to come back to talk about the BEST MAP EVER, but... dawg, it's Haven Island. This is a pretty weak map. Still, it's great to get the gang back together.

Next month: Himmelstein, Austria, Hantu Port, Singapore, and Perm-14, Siberia, Russia, the Hitman 2 Sniper Assassin maps

If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Tai is blissfully Twitter-free. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

Our crew is headed into extra innings as we pass the regular campaign of Hitman 2 and head into its DLC levels! Don't expect to do any sightseeing here in the Big Apple, though- you're in a big bank and you aren't leaving. Well, you are, I suppose. Hopefully. Don't die here, we've still got a ways to go in our journey!

Next month: Haven Island

If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Tai is blissfully Twitter-free. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

When you say "island getaway," most people imagine... sand, swimsuits, tiki drinks, bright blue water, burning sun. Hold your horses on that, that's not for two more episodes. THIS island getaway is more... dark blue waters, angry waves, sheer cliffs, worn castle walls, and lots of evil rich people. There are almost not enough bullets here to solve this! Almost. Tai figured it out.

Next month: New York City

If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Tai is blissfully Twitter-free. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

Y'know, for a peaceful American suburb, Whittleton Creek actually IS... kinda peaceful? Like I guess there is a serial killer living in plain sight. And a former Soviet spymaster, numerous members of the Illuminati, and a former member of the Secret Service. There are secret passages with smuggling tunnels, there's a walk-in vault with an access tunnel lined with trip mines. There's a house with a room smeared with blood unrelated to our visiting hitman. And of course there's a gardener trying to hunt gophers with C4. But overall? More quiet than most fictional suburbs.

Next episode: The Isle of Sgàil

If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, Tai is @BallinTeshuvah, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

The biggest* map in the entire trilogy! Mumbai's attempts to just feel like A City strike a chord with us, but its focus on slums and poverty feels... questionable, to be polite about it. Still, it's got our favorite mission story in the game so far, so we're still pretty hot on it. Well, Matthew and I are. Tai is... unhappy.

*technically not the biggest but don't worry about it

Next episode: Whittleton Creek

If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, Tai is @BallinTeshuvah, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

The greenest level in the series greets us as we start out with a new cohost! Three targets await in the jungles of Columbia, and the second Hitman of this new trilogy remains excellent in its execution. Re-enter the World of Assassination with us.

Next episode: Mumbai

If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, Tai is @BallinTeshuvah, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

And now we venture into Hitman 2 proper with its first real level, Miami. While you may think of beaches and amusement parks when you think of Florida, our visit to the sun-bleached state has us attending an open-wheel race. Still, there's plenty of sun, vibrant colors, and mayhem to be had.

Next episode: Columbia

If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

Welcome back, 47. I hope you've enjoyed your time off. It's time to hit men. 2. I'm sorry, I'm no Dianna, that was a bit rough. But I'm sure I'll get accustomed to the role soon enough. We're starting up Hitman 2 with its bite-sized tutorial mission, Nightcall, set in scenic Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. I hope you brought your swimsuit. Or something.

Next episode: Miami

If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!