We're here to try to make you laugh! To take you to Sugar Town. I'm just trying to imagine situations where you'd cut your inner thigh. I guess you grew out your pinky nail, like a little fancy cocktail, and then you hold your dick like a wineglass with the Pinky out, and you've got your inner thigh on a mid-stroke.  I watched an excellent ad somewhere last night. I was like, is it porn, or was it...