Week 18 sees the boys get hot under the collar for sexy goals, there's a run through the Ballon d'Or shortlist and we weigh up if United were actually good or if Liverpool were just bad. In the week that a new study claims professional footballers are more prone to neurological disorders we ask, is heading the ball dangerous? That's before Allen goes off on another rant about Arsenal's tediousness. In the second half, we review the Rugby World Cup quarterfinals and learn why the All Blacks drove Wogan to give up his booze ban. Attention then turns to MLB's World Series and a shoddy attempt to name any of the pitchers taking part before we spend 10 minutes trying to make sense of the draft for cricket's new competition, The Hundred.