Ashley and Cayce are mind mouthing. Mind melding? Whatever, our brains are talking to each other. And they're trash talking opponents on game night. Speaking of games, Ashley loves them, Hasbro might want to sponsor us after this, and we have a new rallying cry for Normal Messians (Full Chalancers? Messers? TBD.) everywhere: IT'S SALAD TIME.

Then, we talk about balls. The glass and rubber kind, what were you thinking?! We need not carry it all, and we were never meant to. What's rubber, what's glass, and is it cement or CEment? We're taking inventory and dropping balls every which way. And honestly? No regrets. Finally, we wrap with a round of Flamingo Cards, and it's pretty clear who should never go on Survivor.

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