The boys are back in the Giggle Pit to blow out the candles on birthdays — and maybe burn the house down while they’re at it. This week, as an early birthday gift, they get their very first call-in guest, Mike, who shares a near-and-dear memory involving a live chimpanzee.

Topics of nonsense include gifts nobody wants, potty stories you can’t unhear, and the things you really don’t want to see on your Ring camera.

Got your own birthday scars? Drop us a voice memo and maybe we’ll feature your trauma in a future episode.