Welcome back to Two Fat Fathers, the podcast equivalent of a Greggs sausage roll dropped in a pub car park – messy, confusing, but somehow still oddly satisfying.

This week, the chaos reaches new cholesterol-filled heights:

Ben’s Job Search

Still ongoing. Still a disaster. Honestly, at this point, we think the only thing hiring is the local skip.

CV Porkie Pies

One of Ben’s old colleagues gets caught out after telling a few whoppers on his CV. Lasted less time in the job than milk in a heatwave.

Darren’s Dodgy Employee

Nicks a phone on shift, then acts shocked when he gets sacked. “But I was gonna give it back!” Sure you were, Shifty Steve.

Ben vs The Door

His bedroom door snaps off. He’s helpless. His father-in-law swoops in like DIY Batman. Ben? One stubbed toe away from a full breakdown.

Parking Rage & Letterbox Threats

Darren has a run-in with an angry 55-year-old who’s furious about private parking. It escalates. One of Darren’s football mates threatens to urinate through the man’s letterbox. Just another day in Britain.

Ben’s Old Bangers

We look back at Ben’s “cars” (loose term). One test drive goes so rogue, they get airborne. Fast & the Furiously Overweight.

Mosquitoes Declare War

Ben’s being eaten alive. Not metaphorically. Literally. They want him gone, and they want it tonight.

Weight Loss Chat (Again)

Will the lads finally lose some timber? Will pigs fly? Tune in for the answer (it’s “no”).

If you like your podcasts served with a side of unfiltered bloke banter, mild trauma, and the occasional threat of property-based urination – this one’s for you.

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