In basketball and football, the dimensions of the playing courts and fields are all the same. How come baseball is so wacky and doesn't maintain any kind of consistency? A home run in one park is different than a home run in another one? That's wild! And what do we have to do to get a monster on every field, defending the walls from potential home runs?

We're also diving into some of the top fields from the glorious Backyard Baseball computer game, including the prestigious Eckman Acres and Cement Gardens. Plus, a shout-out to everyone's favorite pot-bellied kid, Pablo Sanchez.

Plus, a non-steroid tweet from Jose Canseco, and a silly sports cliche about the amount of time we all have left.