Ready to take another wild ride through the gloriously weird world of the Weekly World News? This week, we’re diving into the tabloid’s most outrageous stories, from “Page 5 Honey” bikinis to Elvis sightings that just won’t quit (spoiler: the King ain’t dead, and he loves butch). We’ll unpack the world’s fattest people who apparently eat their families, apocalyptic economic depressions that were “just weeks away” (still waiting), and Bible relics that might have been buried next to the Garden of Eden… in Colorado. Expect alien love affairs, presidential robot conspiracies, and of course, the legend of Bat Boy — that half-bat, half-boy creature who’s done everything from space travel to endorsing Al Gore.

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