Upstairs is on Team Lunch, Chicago’s favorite Columbo-core band! The Upstairs Family Band, let’s check out their track, “Eat Us Or We’ll Eat You”. We talk about getting roasted by children and what it’s like to be in a forever war with your bandmates. Then we launch some rejected Onion headlines into the sun and give some names to some funky sounds in a game called Soundboys. Lani gives us the skinny on her grow op in Lani’s Corner. I say my real email address on-mic in this episode, so please don’t do anything untoward with it.