Bathing suit ads lie. Full stop.
This episode spirals (naturally) from why models don’t need to be “sucked in,” to chasing kids at the beach in what feels like a wetsuit, to the universal fear of a rogue boob escaping mid-movement. There’s twerking (yes), vacation delusion, and the harsh reality that traveling with kids is just parenting… somewhere hotter.

We get into wanting to move wherever you vacation, why hiring a babysitter on vacation feels illegal, the fantasy of a Florida podcast house (think Hype House but moms and emotional exhaustion), and Brittany officially announcing she’s not traveling again until the kids are in middle school.

Also covered:
– No kids at weddings (we said what we said)
– Not sleeping when you’re away from your kids
– Putting life on hold until the anxiety of XYZ passes
– Clothing rental for work trips (hello, Nuuly)
– And how bathing suits were simply not designed for moms who move

It’s funny, honest, mildly unhinged, and painfully relatable.

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If you’ve ever packed for a trip and immediately wanted to cancel it—this one’s for you.