Talking about a new listener from Azerbaijan, how I'm quiting McDonalds, an awful vegetarian BBQ, and what if your kid is a nerd....

Talking about my new headphones and strange 'science' about things in butts.....

Talking about getting flies in my eyes, the push for women's sports and them being supported by the men's leagues, shoes that smash toes together, and those awful 'experience days' as children...

Talking about the homeless guy, Prince Harry being awful as usual, the NHS offering Ozempic to lazy people, and strange decisions from Lidl and Sumsung...

Talking about Apple Watches being a waste of money, headscarves, and my idea about how the book Catch-22 is so boring that even trying to finish it is a catch-22....

Talking about TfL's stupidly expensive and unnecessary renaming of parts of the Overground line...

Talking about improvised toilets, the problem with JUICY pants, and how tattoos are a waste of money.

Talking about bathroom renovations, new rules in beauty contests, North Korean marathons, and strange antics in China

Talking about the weekend, not getting my pint, people who can't amuse themselves, and poetry people being awful

*Sorry, microphone didn't like my shouting* - Talking about work problems, an idea to remove GCSEs due to students' stress, and a guy who got $50 million in the worst way possible.