Talking about 'human incidents' on the train line, the Royal Family being a waste of money, Megan Markle being awful, and 3XL adverts....

Talking about SZA, her new song, and her stolen music video, as well as air ambulances and my new headphones.

Talking about awful coffee and people who pretend to like coffee, my recent Pringles addiction, disabled toilets, and women who want to be more than equal....

Talking about new listeners, an experience on the tube, and how men need a bit of happiness in their lives.

Talking about French things, recognising nationality, an how McDonalds is awful now.

Talking about alcohol-free alcohol, Ozempic showing that the fat acceptance movement was load of nonsense, my idea for a great TV show, and wigs..

Talking about strange behaviour in a Curry restaurant, 'Theydon Boyz', the Kersal Massive and the philosophical wisdom from Ginger Joe.

Talking about the real origin of the word 'pussy', musical movies and musical gangs, and how brave you have to be to use a Glory Hole...

Talking about people who take pictures of sports cars, the recent 'grooming gangs' issues in the UK, and the fires in LA.

Talking about the mental gymnastics some people will do when talking about obesity, how we are getting closer to sorting the house out, and how shoes today don't look good.