Talking about Dr Who being awful, how the UK cannot have vending machines, and the crime rate in Cleveland.

Talking about cutting down on alcohol, a tragic story about lads doing balloons while driving, and how humans are so fragile.

Talking about 'strong independent women' just being normal adults, people who put items back on the wrong shelves at the supermarket, and why black leather shoes and jeans is no-go territory.

Talking about people getting arrested just for Tweets, people who put up far too many Christmas lights, and how all the new Rainbow Flags looks ugly..

Talking about page 3 girls, stupid proposals, Biden pardoning Hunter despite the crimes, and me going too deep at the work Christmas Party.

Talking about people who spike drinks, how no one cares about men, the most ridiculous birthday, how women cannot use money sensibly, and the woman with no birth certificate.

Talking about poor WiFi, high-tops and shorts, and why humans take so long to develop compared to animals.

Happy Birthday, we are 1 year old! 🥳

Talking about pulling pints at home, a disaster with the drains, and how RomComs are just soft-core p*rn for women..

Talking about people going insane because Trump won, my new yard, 'post-nut clarity' is real, and wondering what people with BBLs will look like when they are older.

Talking about nearly being eaten by a bear, bad drivers, needing an app for Tokyo Disney, and the US Elections.