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batman forever // batman & robin (with kelsey holmes)
to honor robert pattinson in his debut as the sad billionaire vigilante, we're taking a trip back to the mid-90s when joel schumacher ensured that a studio would never greenlight a campy superhero movie again. that's right, we're talking about the '95 megahit "batman forever" with val kilmer, jim carrey, tommy lee jones & a very horny nicole kidman, as well as the unofficial queer canon "batman & robin" wherein george clooney battles arnold schwarzenegger's mr. freeze and battles the twink carnie robin for the toxic green pussy of uma thurman's poison ivy.
we're joined by batman stan and celebrity pussy eater commentator kelsey holmes to talk about all the important batman topics. do val and clooney do justice to the caped crusader? is batman even a real character before christian bale and christopher nolan ground the series in post-9/11 fascism? does nicole kidman's dr. chase merridian exist exclusively to be the horniest person ever put in a superhero movie? why chris o'donnell get big movie part??? why did planet hollywood and rainforest cafes seem so tight when we were kids? how incredible are the soundtracks for both these movies? and of course, which batman is #1 pussy eater??
both schumacher batman's are streaming on hulu // follow kelsey on twitter/ig @botticelli_bod
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to honor robert pattinson in his debut as the sad billionaire vigilante, we're taking a trip back to the mid-90s when joel schumacher ensured that a studio would never greenlight a campy superhero movie again. that's right, we're talking about the '95 megahit "batman forever" with val kilmer, jim carrey, tommy lee jones & a very horny nicole kidman, as well as the unofficial queer canon "batman & robin" wherein george clooney battles arnold schwarzenegger's mr. freeze and battles the twink carnie robin for the toxic green pussy of uma thurman's poison ivy.
we're joined by batman stan and celebrity pussy eater commentator kelsey holmes to talk about all the important batman topics. do val and clooney do justice to the caped crusader? is batman even a real character before christian bale and christopher nolan ground the series in post-9/11 fascism? does nicole kidman's dr. chase merridian exist exclusively to be the horniest person ever put in a superhero movie? why chris o'donnell get big movie part??? why did planet hollywood and rainforest cafes seem so tight when we were kids? how incredible are the soundtracks for both these movies? and of course, which batman is #1 pussy eater??
both schumacher batman's are streaming on hulu // follow kelsey on twitter/ig @botticelli_bod