This ad read seems to be Van Guarrault, host of the Charnel Bells radio show and producer at Studio Black Catacomb, doing his best to sound like a snappy salesman instead of himself. As the likelihood of Charnel Bells making it past the censors to the air dwindled, Guarrault took on more and more of a role, reading ads, writing scripts and even masquerading as other people. This ad read, for instance, is credited to a "Marshall Innsreef", though no record of so unlikely a name can be found.