This week on Cannon Crüe, Granit and Ryan hold down the fort while Patrick adjusts to life as a new dad. The duo recaps Charleston Battery’s strong showing against Hartford, dives deep into the frustrations of a sweltering draw in Miami, and previews the highly anticipated rematch with Phoenix Rising. Along the way, they discuss youth coaching on the beach, hydration strategies for the 2026 World Cup, swamp coolers, and the fine art of time wasting. Also: Pitbull owns a stadium?!

Episode Notes:

• Battery vs Hartford recap: dominant goals from Landry and MD Myers
• Miami analysis: defensive misstep, attacking frustration, and referee woes
• Beach training benefits & Central Virginia vs Coastal SC development
• Weather, altitude, and their effect on match readiness
• World Cup 2026: are teams ready for the American summer heat?
• Previewing the Phoenix Rising match: time to finally beat them
• Supporter section shoutouts, pub watch stories, and why you should visit the Regiment tailgate