The circus is back in town, and the clowns are lining up for round three of Battle of the Brainless. This week's lineup of mental heavyweights includes: Kristin Pritzen, the teacher who ditched the American flag and made kids pledge to the rainbow; Kevin DeLeon, a city councilman who thinks guns shoot "thirty magazine clips in less than thirty seconds" and still can't recite the Pledge of Allegiance; Jussie Smollett, the Oscar-worthy actor who staged his own hate crime and still couldn't stick the landing; and Kamala Harris, whose greatest hits are eight magic words repeated on loop like a broken political jukebox. Four contenders. Zero brain cells. One champion of stupidity. Tune in and help us crown the king--or queen--of clueless.