It's Saturday night and we are SNOWED IN, folks! I'm liquored up on grandpa's secret cough syrup and spilling all kinds of stories I will surely regret tomorrow, but who knows if tomorrow is even going to happen?! It's a Snowmageddonpocolypse out there and there's no time for nice-ities. I accidentally spill the beans on a recent i-shit-my-pants story and other thrilling bodily adventures! So batten down the hatches and keep the spiked hot cocoa coming, it's story time!