Will Vin Garner’s Parking Ticket Museum meet social distancing requirements for the reopening of tourist destinations? Will Stan’s Jerusalem Artichokes grow back after Denise’s brutal pruning? Will the installation of LED training lights be enough for the Roosters to take out their third straight Carbon Neutral Country Footy Club of the Year title? In this episode we announce news of Bodgy Creek Roosters Membership Packages, we receive our first recorded Trip Advisor Review from a ghost & comedian Nick Cody has a yarn about his plan to film his comedy special in the Clubrooms.

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